No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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