its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
