So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.