I can tuck mytits in my pants
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.