Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?

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(905): View more from Toronto

Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.

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(408): View more from California

Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.

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(305): View more from Florida

Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.

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