I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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