You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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