I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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