Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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