yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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