It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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