question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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