Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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