Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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