Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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