I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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