Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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