Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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