Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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