I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Green mimosas i think yes
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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