They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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