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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

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I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

(608): View more from Wisconsin

you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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(608): Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever (414): I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us (608): you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow http://tfl.nu/cqad

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(212): View more from New York

I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

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(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland. http://tfl.nu/ca0n

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(971): View more from Oregon

:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"

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(971): :O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out" http://tfl.nu/uf6x

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(319): View more from Iowa

Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move

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(319): Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move http://tfl.nu/sk1v

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

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(215): The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law. http://tfl.nu/o7ax

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(707): View more from California

then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"

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(707): then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure" http://tfl.nu/54yc

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.

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(832): He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like. http://tfl.nu/ukkd

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(630): View more from Illinois

So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.

(319): View more from Iowa

You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.

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(630): So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead. (319): You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you. http://tfl.nu/03d8

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(914): View more from New York

I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina

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(914): I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina http://tfl.nu/2aox

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(913): View more from Kansas

My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?

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(913): My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot? http://tfl.nu/qatl

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(205): View more from Alabama

I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.

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(205): I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating. http://tfl.nu/dthl

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(248): View more from Michigan

Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.

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(248): Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift. http://tfl.nu/gpor

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(936): View more from Texas

Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.

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(936): Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA. http://tfl.nu/7tz2

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(775): View more from Nevada

Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.

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(775): Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers. http://tfl.nu/u3nj

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians

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(724): We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians http://tfl.nu/50hn

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