I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.