we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.