i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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