I must be too annoying 4 u.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She's the barista slut.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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