loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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