fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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