is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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