i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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