Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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