I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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