i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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