I wish i was in the wii world.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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