If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Who died my cat blue again?