surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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