She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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