STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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