i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.