first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Oh Jesus.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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