On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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