Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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