That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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