Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am available for nakedness