She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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