it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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