Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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