So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
