At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Shame is for Republicans.
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