once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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