Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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