i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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