I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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