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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Shame - the story of my life.
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